As Malaysia will be celebrating her 52Nd Independence Day on the 31st August, here are some quotes that makes us typical Malaysian that can be proud of.
a) National excuse for being late - Traffic jam
b) National aphrodisiac drinks - Stout, many swears by it. But after a few pints they start swearing by anything. Lol...
c) National fake illness of getting MC (Men) - Food poisoning.
d) National fake illness of getting MC (Women) - Menstruating/Period pain.
e) National excuses given by women for refusing sex - Headache, kids not sleep, got meeting tomorrow, tired, going to watch "Desperate Housewives", etc...
f) National excuse given by men for refusing sex - None. Malaysian men never refuse sex? Really?
g) National language - "mah", "lah", "eh", etc...
i) National cure for headaches - Panadol.
j) National rubbish dump - Anywhere, as long it's not in your house.
k) National roadside attraction - The bra-less tourist. See how heads turn and traffic slows down when Mat Salleh goes bouncing down the streets.
Ps. To all my Malaysian bloggers, Happy 52nd Merdeka Day! May Malaysia continue to grow in better health, wealth and economy for all her future generations.